Get out of my house!

There is a problem in my house.

Snacks and leftovers.

Do you have this problem?

We had Noel's birthday party here last night and now, in my house, there are delicious snacks and great leftovers! I'm not good with either. I like them. I like leftovers even more than eating things the first time. Ugh! I work hard to keep unhealthy leftovers out of the house. I know my weaknesses. I won't ever work in a bakery. I love cake.

So now, sitting by me on the couch is a bag of tortilla chips. Not the baked ones. Not the cheap tasteless ones. The good ones. The perfectly salty, so crispy, so delicious ones. Meatballs, cheese, hummus, cakes, cupcakes, crackers, pig-in-the-blankets. . . they are all here.

Ugh. :)