Here is the rub. . . the last time I jumped on our family trampoline was. . . I don't even know. I grew up with a trampoline and we spent hours on it. Perhaps that is why I have been hoping for one of my own. I have great memories of jumping and can only recall two accidents. I could do flips, jump high, play tag. . . oh I was good. I wasn't as good as my sister Tricia (she could do a back-flip), but I was good. I'm still jumping and running outside to jump with the kids. I love playing with them. BUT there is a problem I'm having that didn't exist in my youth. I've birthed three children since I was last on a trampoline and my ahem. . bladder seems to be faulty when I jump, especially when I try to do flips. I'm taking precautions when I jump, but I have had to change an article of clothing on more than one occasion. What is up with that? What has happened to this 38 year old body? Why am I wetting my pants? I mean, if I was sneezing and jumping I could understand. . . . :) I'm not incontinent on a regular basis. I try to be a respectable member of my community. Should I own up to my age? Should I cheer from the side and take lots of pictures? Should I keep quiet? You know the answer.
I WILL keep jumping. I WILL keep taking precautions and changing my unders if need be. I WILL laugh and giggle and fall down with my kids. I'm proud baby--proud mama of four kids with the battle scars and weak bladder to prove it. :)
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Go potty, slap on a pantyliner and you will be doing mid air splits (or attempting) again in no time. ;)
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