Me: Really? That is too bad. What is the matter?
Noel: They have germs and drank too much soda.
Simon: Mom, why does Seth every time call me "dude"?
Mom: Well, often we call our good friends dude. It's o.k.
Simon: I'm not dude, I'm Simon.
Mom: True. . .
Simon: Mom, if he call me dude, then that start with the letter "d" and I start with the letter "s". I can't be dude.
Garrison: Mom, I think this is a healthy candy. (Almond Joy)
Mom: Why do you say that?
Garrison: It is crunchy inside, so that mean's that it is healthy! It is a walnut and that is crunchy, and this is crunchy, so it is mom, it is healthy! Plus, it is made of chocolate, and chocolate is very healthy.
Simon: No is isn't, chocolate isn't healthy right mom?
Mom: Depends on when you eat it.
1 comment:
i'm going with garrison on the 'chocolate is healthy' statement...he's probably read the stats!
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